If you've ever started the new year thinking "I should get more veggies," this is your chance to do exactly that in 2016.
We've picked five of the best veggie-themed toys from Amazon, all within a sensible budget. They won't help you with your vitamins, but they'll be a hit with any food fetishists in your room.
1. Oneisall Crystal Banana Toy
Gloriously bright yellow, smooth, waterproof, and able to be heated or cooled, this toy does everything except vibrate.
Check the 'size options' on Amazon, as you can specify a cucumber, eggplant, loofah or radish design instead of a banana, if you want something a bit different.
They're all basically the same shape, nothing too weird, but the radish is especially cute and a lovely purple-pink color, too.
2. Oneisall Glass Corn Toy
More from Oneisall, this time in the shape of corn, with the option of another banana design, or a green or purple cucumber.
Again, these are solid glass toys, which means they can be used in water, and can be heated or cooled, as well as being easy to clean.
Click through to either Oneisall product page from the carousel below to see all the options - there are preview pics of them all on Amazon.
OK this is not so much of a work of art, but we had to put chili pepper designs on the list of veggie toys, and at least this one vibrates!
It's a simple battery-powered vibrator and claims to be pretty quiet, so you should be able to focus on the visual effect.
4. Crazy Fruit Chili Vibe
Another chili pepper vibrator, this time green in color, and completely waterproof so - according to the Amazon product description - you can use it in the hot tub or the pool!
It also suggests using it to wake up in the shower in the mornings, which doesn't sound like a bad idea. Again, a sensible shape, nothing too weird, and basic battery-powered.
5. LeLuv Extra-Long Cucumber
This glass cucumber toy is 11" long and 1.3" across, so if you want a toy that can go in deep - or you want plenty left outside to get a hold of - this is a great option.
An added bonus is the padded storage pouch, which should make it a little safer to store your LeLuv glass cucumber away alongside all of your other toys.
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